#xiao is emotionally constipated

[yxstxrdrxxm-a]

I won't lie, I was a little surprised when you gave me Xiao. Whenever people do match ups for me, it's almost always Diluc, Childe or Zhongli. Maybe Kaeya or Kazuha sometimes but not as much.

Wait, really? HAUIHDUIF tbh I literally thought "huh... Yeah, you obviously dont fit some of them" when I went through your entry. I was also on the fence of giving you Kazuha and (funnily enough) Wanderer, but I went "... nah, Xiao. This is you right here."

(Also you with Diluc makes me laugh because I imagine the matchup being "oh God, please don't let it be Diluc. Please.")

[tsubaki3192]

Men who are so emotionally constipated, or have been through enough trauma that they don't... exactly... do well with touch, but are extremely touch starved and crave love beyond anything else physical.

Men who suddenly gain an adorable S/O who is willing to do all that and more.

Men, who suddenly find themselves having someone to come home to every night; who find themselves lying beside said person every night; who's willing to hold them for as long as necessary when it gets difficult; who refuses to abandon them no matter the circumstance.

Boyfriends, who find it difficult to truly express themselves when they want to, and get frustrated whenever they have that difficulty.

Boyfriends who find their S/O so attractive that they can't help themselves, so they end up blurting out the thoughts that come to mind.

.

Boyfriends who become your husband because he made that same mistake one day, and scrambled to grab the ring.

(The same ring that had been sitting in his pocket for the last three months.)

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JJK: Gojo, Megumi,

ToRev: Hanma, KAZUTORA, Shinichiro, SANZU, Izana, Kokonoi

HSR: Blade, AVENTURINE, DANHENG,

Genshin: KAEYA, DILUC, Scaramouche/Wanderer, Xiao,

BNHA: Aizawa, TODOROKI, DABI,

Haikyuu: OIKAWA, Atsumu,

[secretive3amramenmaker]

"In this scene he realised he may have done the wrong thing and may never get the affection he longs from big brother ever again. After all, who else will love him?" SFJLKAJFLASDJFSDKFJDS WHY DID U HAVE TO SAY THAT IM GOING INSANE.

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okay im calm :) Good analysis thanks sm :')))

A world where only little brother is hurt and is loved by nobody.

Xun Feng, where do we begin. Boy witnessed his Gege kill their father at a young age, neither of them explained to him why that happened, he was kept out of loop for thousands of years until Xiao Lan Hua told him. He was suffering from the loss of his father on his own while also trying to get close to and understand his emotionless brother. When Dong Fang Qing Cang was trapped in Haotian Tower, he carried the whole of Cangyan Sea all on his own, he fully knew he does not have the power and ended up teaming up with the wrong people to keep the throne.

When Dong Fang returns with a complete stranger, he doesn’t understand why big brother trust her so much because nobody taught him how to love someone either. Xun Feng is just an angsty broken teenager. Of course he’s worried, he doesn’t know who Xiao Lan Hua is, he gotta be careful regarding potential spies! (not to @ [name redacted] here)

In this scene he realised he may have done the wrong thing and may never get the affection he longs from big brother ever again. After all, who else will love him?

[illumnis]

for love in trouble. ― for someone who relied much on their logic, often times, they avoided the subject of love. love to him was simply, too much of the unknown, too much of what he wasn't good at; his feelings.

pairing: various x gn!reader

warnings: errrr emotionally constipated boys, mushy gushy euwey guwey feelings :), unedited!!!

note: err i'll make a haikyuu mlist later maybe

it's love, they say. they- as in his closest confident who was nothing more than unreliable. or rather, in his words, piteously romantic.

if he is valentine; his confidant is proteus- when he loved, he was all consumed. but he digressed; after all, he didn't want to think of his friend. he wanted to think of you- er, your effect on him he means...

if it were true that he loves you, then he believes it counterproductive.

a paradox how he hates the way his heart put in the work to double its beat when you were around, but he loves your presence; believes it a gift. a paradox how he hates the way his carefully thought out sentences turn a puddle in his hands when he was around you, but how he loves your twinkling eyes that wait patiently for him to collect himself; he believes you are truly an angel, his blessing from the gods for ever single good thing he has done in his life (which, to him doesn't seem like enough to be deserving of your life).

ever since he has had the ability to grasp onto a coherent conscience or reason and logic, he believed himself nothing special; someone who was simply born to achieve merely out of ambition. but compared to you, someone who, he believes was born from divinity to grace the earth with their love and knowledge; he suddenly thinks he's the piteous one.

that, or, maybe he's giving you too much credit. while you are nothing short of beautiful in every factor possible, from the way you smile all the way down to the beat your heart sang, you are beautiful. a taste of dismay lingered on his tongue like the bitterness of cough medicine when he thought of anyone else who may see you the same.

of course, as unreliable as his version of proteus was, he still confided. much to his chagrin, he was told he was being jealous even without substance.

of course, there was nothing he could argue to that point; for there was nothing he could use to defend himself. after all, he had spilled his guts out only to be told the truth.

his confidant only laughs at his silent irritation.

"y'know... i actually ran into them earlier. they asked about you actually."

whether his ever so pesky confidant mentioned you because he knew exactly which buttons to press or simply just telling him a truth he knew that he would cherish silently (or perhaps both, which does not seem like a reach), he can't help the fact that his mind drifts back to you.

despite the truth- the fact that he does, find himself extremely head-over-heels for you- being a hard pill to swallow, he takes a deep breath. courage builds up in his throat, and he swallows it without much more fight. if it meant that both your hearts would beat the same song around each others' presence, he'd face even the highest of hurdles, even if the first step was coming to terms with his confusing feelings.

― men who prefer facts over feelings, but when it comes to you, the two seem to bleed together: alhaitham, sakusa, nanami, kuroo, yaku, xiao, kita, megumi, gojo, diluc, wanderer.

navi. mlist.

[cinamintyy]

Could you write a platonic fic/ headcnanons (whatever you prefer!) with Capitano and/or Zhongli (separated ofc!) with a reader that sees them as a big brother figure/ father figure. Feel free to decline this request (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)

Platonic Capitano and Zhongli x reader

A/N: This is so cuuuttttteeeee.

CW: Platonic (duhh), I made Zhongli a father figure and Capitano an older brother figure, reader is in their early-late teens, cussing.

Father Figure! Zhongli:

☆He gives the best advice but is emotionally constipated sometimes.

☆Have fun with Xiao and Qiqi as your siblings!!

☆You've seen his eye shadow? He would love to help you do your makeup.

☆Has money but is horrible with money management, please be his voice of reason.

☆He is bad at maintaining any hair other than like type 1A, but he tries.

☆Loves telling you stories from when he was younger.

☆I feel like he's good at cooking certain dishes, but he is shit at any other dish.

☆He would be amazing at strategizing and is more than happy to teach.

☆Y'know how you're the voice of reason when it comes to money? He's your voice of reason with literally any other decision.

☆If you have any suitor he will quite literally interrogate them.

Brother Figure! Capitano:

☆You know how Zhongli was only sometimes emotionally constipated, this bitch is emotionally unavailable, constantly.

☆Like you could be complaining about something, and he would look at you like you have two heads.

☆He can't cook for shit butttt atleast you have maids who would gladly cook for you.

☆He would know how to care for you while you're sick but wouldn't know how to comfort you.

☆He is chasing away any suitors. Male, female, gender neutral, doesn't matter.

☆Amazing at doing your hair and is extremely gentle while doing it.

☆He gives great hugs. He just doesn't know when, so ask, and you shall receive.

[goldenwoods]

When zhao yuan zhou after the water demon arc was like 'oh you thought i was colluding with the enemy but actually i sorted out ALL your problems and more behind your back aren't i so cool?' and wen xiao was like 'dude stop. pls just communicate with your teammates like a normal functional adult next time?' i was like YES thank you wen xiao for being the only functional adult in the room.

I CANNOT stress how refreshing this is cos in so many period dramas i've watched character problem solve using the logic of "well i could discuss with other people to figure out what to do but i can also just solve the problem with some "personal sacrifices" and my loved ones will never know' and when shit hits the fan other characters are just like 'no please why did you do this (but also secretly i'd do the exact same thing)' with nary a well adjusted person being like come on you guys got to stop treating self sacrificing as no big deal .

Henceforth, I need every overpowered, emotionally constipated know-it-all idiot in fiction who's like 'ooh what if I shouldered all my loved one's burdens behind their back through a web of lies and took all the pains upon myself and me in my infinite intelligence will ensure that this self sacrifice scheme never falls apart' be paired with a wen xiao who nips this behaviour in the bud every chance they get.

[mikashisus]

also ray do u think venti could be romantically constipated or romantically confident

me personally i think he'd be confident at first like writing songs and allat sappy shit but when shit gets serious he's lowkey constipated cuz he's pretty much detached himself from humans ykwim??????? idk if im making sense

romantically constipated is a funny asf term to me cuz i made it up HELP

hmm… this is a good question

i mean he’s a bard and a poet so he’s exceptionally good with words and charming others. i think he’s pretty confident in the fact that he can charm and flatter ppl, but i think if he were actually looking for a partner or romancing someone, i def think he’d be emotionally constipated.

there is SO MUCH to unpack about his character as a whole. he has so much trauma that (imo) he hasn’t overcome AT ALL, despite what he might say to us. losing so many ppl dear to him and harboring all those secrets HAS to be very hard on his mental state.

as someone with trauma, it is NOT easy to overcome at all and takes so much time and effort to recover. i can confidently say that he hasn’t even taken ONE step to recovering from any of it.

he stays out of the limelight so much, but it’s so obvious from his story quest alone and a few voicelines in the game that he hasn’t moved on from the past and is still trapped there.

i think the only way he could actually come to love someone and overcome his emotional constipation would be to FIRST overcome his trauma or at least start recovering from it. or have someone that supports him while on that journey/that could smack some sense into him and make him see that he’s still shackled by the past.

i don’t think it’s a matter of “he hasn’t been around humans in so long” but more so a matter of trauma and ptsd that’s preventing him from having any sort of romantic relationship with anyone.

and if you add in the fact that he’s lost so many ppl, he may be terrified of losing yet another person dear to him. he could very well try to avoid them or smth which would be a perfect plot point for a fic… ok sorry anyw

like xiao said in that one lantern rite event - venti is a god who easily blends into human society and it’s incredibly easy for him to mingle with humans. after all, he wasn’t born a god. he achieved godhood after helping/aiding humans and being around them for a while.

I DID NOT INTEND TO MAKE THIS SO LONG LOL, but i hope i explained everything well!! :))

[xcyphoz0a]

emotionally constipated

kunikuzushi/ a third year student in teyvat international highschool from inazuma. (y/n)’s deskmate. was absolutely horrified at the revelation of his feelings towards his classmate 3 years ago. was and still in complete denial until the fact that he likely wouldn’t be able to see her again after graduation. unfortunately, his emotionally constipated ass makes his words a little too sharp– oh no. not a member in a circle. twt username/ hatguy

albedo/ a third year student in teyvat international highschool from mondstadt. another who finds the situation amusing, but also feels a little bad about his friend. attempts to get closer to (y/n)’s group to help, although he fails alongside kunikuzushi when he accidentally freaks furina and venti out with his… scientific choice of words. perhaps he needs more work on socialising instead of being in the lab. member of the chemistry circle. twt username/ caco3_s_

xiao/ a third year student in teyvat international highschool from liyue. finds (y/n) confusing, as to him it’s pretty obvious kunikuzushi is ‘hitting’ on you. who knew someone could be even more dense than him? oh well. was homeschooled until his middle school year. his first friend was kunikuzushi, and actually secretly roots for him no he does not. haha. another one who lacks in the socialising department. drummer of the light music club. twt username/ xiaolantern

kinich/ a third year student in teyvat international highschool from natlan. has a parrot called ajaw that always seems to insult him even in school hours. another who finds the situation entertaining. works a part time job that seeps into his sleeping hours, which makes him tired 24/7. although, his grades are skyrocketing, and he’s graduating, no need to worry anyway. is the most ‘socially capable’ out of the group. not a member in a circle. twt username/ notkitchen

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[impala124]

In a wasteland of emotionally constipated men, Neil is such a beacon of light.

Sir, what do you mean by 'I fell in love with you just by watching you play the piano'? You can't just drop that when you're adorably drunk and clinging onto Xiao Hai's back like a spider monkey!!!! Have you thought about how that would affect ME?? Huh, have you??

[tklpilled]

genshin men, ranked by how much i'd want to date them

25. itto. i don't really like him, the only thing he's got going for him is some charisma and kuki shinobu. would only date him to get closer to her.

24. zhongli. i have no strong feelings towards him and he doesn't have any particular traits i'd be drawn to.

23. tighnari. i like him and he's cute, but again, nothing stands out to me.

22. baizhu. he's growing on me a little but i don't really like him too much.

21. ayato. he's fucking ugly and i hate him with every fibre of my being, but he has money.

20. alhaitham. he's too gay.

19. kaveh. only very slightly less gay.

18. gorou. cute and would be a good boyfriend, but he'd be super busy all the time.

17. venti. cute, fun, entertaining, very nice, but something about dating a god feels very bittersweet.

16. neuvillette. as pretty as he is, he's also far too busy, and also i think i'd always be second to furina. can't blame him for that but nonetheless.

15. wriothesley. i'm incredibly attracted to him but i don't want to live in an underwater prison.

14. diluc. handsome, rich, strong, but a bit too emotionally constipated for my enjoyment.

13. sethos. i like him a lot, but in terms of romance, he's not standing out to me.

12. aether. pretty much the same as sethos. i prefer traveler aether over abyss prince.

11. kinich. pretty, but ajaw would piss me off at some point.

10. heizou. he's very pretty and i do love a good detective, plus he'd charm me very easily.

9. xiao. pretty and strong but just a little too closed off for me.

8. cyno. i like him a lot. his jokes would, unfortunately, only make me like him more.

7. kaeya. charming and handsome but i don't think it'd be easy to get through his outward persona, and i'd have to really know him to want to date him.

6. childe. would treat me very well, but i'm not sure if the constant itch to fight would be enough to turn me away or not.

5. albedo. beautiful, smart, perfect. i wouldn't even mind if he didn't have much time for me.

4. kazuha. absolutely perfect. i want him badly.

3. scaramouche. he's my favourite but, as much as i want to kiss him, i must accept that realistically i'd also want to punch him.

2. lyney. what a man.

1. thoma. THE most husband material in the game. cooks, cleans, does all the chores, good with animals, you name it. can't get any better than that.

[ynverse]

it’s a match! - losers (affectionate)

CHILDE x gn! reader

Y/N - second year psychology major who constantly says they’ll drop out (they won’t). residential hopeless romantic. they tend to keep to themselves and avoid others but can be easily be coerced into doing things with venti, as long as they get something in return. xiao’s partner in crime (crime = staying at home and doing nothing in each others presence).

VENTI - third year philosophy major who is graduating early (surprisingly). friendly neighborhood extrovert who adopted two introverts at a campus event. was the one who asked if everyone wanted to live together. the person who gets bullied the most in the gc but even he knows he deserves it.

XIAO - second year computer science major who has the highest GPA of anyone in his major. most emotionally constipated out of all of them but worries the most for their safety. loves venti and y/n but can only verbally express it in threats. the friend who often holds the designated brain cell.

masterlist | sexy harem

a/n: guys i’m so serious when i say i was showering and the entirety of this fic entered my mind like a cinematic experience,,, i’m beyond saving

taglist [open]: @gekkow @aemiko @kamikoii @zuyoo @the-ghost-0f-t0m0 @tsunotaro-san

[melukonova]

11:30 PM. YOUR WONDERWALL AWAITS.

xiao x gn! reader, a drabble.

info: dystopian x cyberpunk au, inspiration from progenitor animation with albedo on youtube by dillongoo, the maze runner series & cyberpunk edgerunners!

tw: you are a robot here, minor mentions of injuries as well as blood loss, possible ooc xiao since this is my first time writing him, xiao is emotionally constipated, open ended.

a/n: just a random thing i thought up of while thinking late at night. very short and extremely unedited, just letting my brain run in peace. enjoy~

a normal summer day, that’s all that you were hoping for today and that is the exact opposite of what you were getting currently as you ran away from the fatui, just what was their fascination with you when you were a simple human? so utterly wrong that you were for thinking the simplest thought after being thrown out for the chip that you harbored in your neck, the code to the cure of psychosis that was hidden inside of you by one of the war generals, nahida of wisdom.

you knew that, of course, it would not be long before you were found out as a realistic human ai so you kept running until you were able to find a way to a desolate area. it was rather beautiful, still with the sun around perfectly in place between the rather teal trees. you could tell they were dying slowly, the color of the leaves were turning a slight gray. the crinkles from the leaves that you had made were too great for another person who was here with you. you hadn’t realized that another fatui soldier had snuck up on you as you pulled out your rapier, fast and quick — just as the pace of your running.

leave, begone. i don’t wish to hurt you.

a voice spoke quietly to you before it vanished instantly, it sounds as if it was all around you, like it had owned the domain that you had suddenly entered. were you safe here if it seems less deteriorating than the rest of the world? you came upon an oasis of some kind, away from the fatui at that. your inner thoughts started consuming you once you smelled the fresh air that had been contrasting to your usual murky, smoke filled air. you knew this had turned into some kind of guilty pleasure before you noticed a blade cut your cheek as somebody appeared with the knife in the grass below you.

“i knew it.” he spoke quietly before a lance appeared in his hands, the sharp end of his weapon now starting to dig into your clothes. “what are you doing here, robot? you shouldn’t be able to make it to such a place as my temple.” he glared before released his blade as you let out a small breath of relief. no paradise could be free of punishment for you somehow, right? “K0S-M0S, from the current war, i’ll ask again. what pathetic reason are you here for now?”

you managed to develop a sense of empathy over the years as you tried to come up with several possibly solutions to speak your words. finally, a sound solution to speak to a stranger came to your mind. “i come in peace to run away from the war, i’m tired of being used for the good of mankind. i seek refuge for only an hour to catch my breath.”

the forest green hair male could only chuckle slightly in pity as he swung his blade to face upward next to him. “these ai are getting smart, master zhongli was right about this much. you’ve even gained a personality at that. is that even real blood?”

you then carressed your wound at his words, had something happen to you overnight? this blood was black and perhaps, you were able to bleed finally. you became human without realizing the oil that spilled from your cheek, in shock even — the male could tell. you shook your head for a moment as you sternly look towards him, “that… wasn’t supposed to happen. though, you work for zhongli so i can only expect you have some knowledge of my existence, are you planning to report me?” you stated as you got in a ready stance for fighting.

“master zhongli faked his death several years ago in order to prevent the war from coming here and i, as his protector, have a sworn duty to get rid of outsiders. perhaps if another were here to stop you, you would have been lucky.” he stated before getting in his own ready stance, swiftly attacking… and yet it never came.

“that’s enough general alatus.” a deep voice spoke as the male had almost made a precise point, knowing exactly where each unit had their cores. you had to thank the older gentleman that had saved your life just now. “we have a contract in order to not kill (y/n), they are within safe grounds.” he stated before stepping down each step of the gold and white front of the temple with his hands behind his back as he had a good look at you.

“zhongli… what are you doing here? nahida had said to lay low but i hadn’t been aware that it was this low.” you raised an eyebrow before being knocked to the ground by this ‘general atalus’ as he hit your legs with the back of his lance, just to temporarily put you at a disadvantage.

“i believe that you being here shows enough proof of what nahida can be capable of, the outside was never where you belonged and the fatui is deadset on using you to exploit the process of psychosis quicker with that chip in your neck as well.” zhongli had try his best to give you an explanation with the best of his abilities as the god of contracts before gesturing to his knight in shining armor, “xiao, let’s give our guest a place to rest for a moment. you will be watching over them as they are re-energizing for the day.”

xiao could only sigh at the change of events in his own life to now, he sworn to zhongli that he would do anything in his power to protect the ideals that his master had given him as a goal once the war was over. once xiao wrapped your arm around his own and pulled you close, you both ended up walking up the stairs. he then realized how ineffective it would be before picking you up bridal style — to which you felt your heart beat a bit.

heart?

you had a feeling that there was more than nahida was letting on now. why was this all so realistic all of the sudden? she has too many questions to answer once you got back into the regular world. seeing as now you had a place to sleep again, you decided to take into it and sink yourself into the bed before seeing that you were being watched again.

“what are you staring at? get some rest already.” he stated before looking out towards the night sky, “zhongli said to watch over you so i’m following orders.” he kept his gaze out before you noticed it too, a code written on his neck too, A1ATUS.

sure he was rather rough with his words but you would be in good hands, knowing that this man was a protector in tevyat’s war too and for justice at that. you were able to close your eyes and cuddle up in the blankets, all while xiao had been close by to watch over you and protect you. perhaps he had felt that you and him were rather similar in this world to understand such peace finally?

melukonova, 2023. 𓂃 ☄︎

[toxicsludgeyaoi]

Toxic Sludge Yaoi Preliminaries: Genshin Edition!

Dottoscara Vs Zhongxiao Vs Albedocest

(Note: The two ships with the highest percentage will proceed. Vote for your favorite.)

Note: propaganda may or may not include spoilers for this media. Read at your own risk. Propaganda under cut.

Dottoscara propaganda:

"They’re narrative foils"

"Dottoscara is a man who has been excluded from the rest of humanity, and a puppet who has turned his back on humanity, finding comfort and kinship in one another and in turn, making each other less and less human. They don't love each other, but there's something just as powerful that connects them. They manipulate each other, they fight, they kiss, they hate each other and they need each other and will always be connected in some way, even if they forget each other. They both chose to cling to each other, until they finally separated, changed forever and yet still attached."

Zhongxiao propaganda:

"Unhealthy devotion, thousands of years of pining, emotionally constipated old man yaoi... plus people keep calling them father and son for some reason. So. Yeah. Anyways Xiao is so devoted to Zhongli. Would literally do anything for him. Zhongli is like 👍 👌 cool let me retire lmaoooo."

Albedocest propaganda:

"Rubedo or susbedo or whatever you call him is sooooo jealous of Albedo. He wants to be him so bad. But he's not, he wasn't good enough. Makes him mad. Albedo and Rubedo just. Have such a fascinating dynamic for being in an event YEARS ago pls Hoyo continue this storyline"

[rexonalapis]

Traveler holding hands with Wrio over their shared experience of an emotionally constipated immortal bf with fun og form (xiao's implied avian real form vs neuvi's past life dragon self)

smol golden boy with chonky bird bf 🤝 beeg doggo with tiny noodle lizard bf

sunshine guys for their midnight rain bfs

[theautistichalflinghole]

Fanfic concepts that im like 99% sure I'll never write (because im not a writer [yet]) but im writing them down in the hopes that someone will/has

they say you should manifest what you want so im just gonna write ideas, post it when i fall asleep and then add to it later with reblogs (if any of these exist or get written please reblog or ask to let me know and I will love you forever)

a fic with any combination of kujou sara/ei/yae miko/sangonomiya kokomi where sara is injured in battle and put into a coma or some sort of vunerable life threatening status, hurt comfort obviously becuase i cannot handle unhappy endings, preferably pre relationship so some realizations can occur, this probably wouldnt be too hard to find but there are some specific scenarious I imagine within this one such as: ei finding out about saras injury and shooting across inazuma in the form of lightening to get her, a little bit of political conflict if she were to get injured in watatsumi and is in kokomis care, and i did say any conflict but preferabbly all four??

kaebedo meeting as kids (rhinedottir wants to socialize her new experiment or kaeya goes about wandering the palace and finds him, what have you) and then recognizing eachother (or only albedo doing so) when A joins the knights

ORRR consider bebe kaeya meeting a prototype of albedo (rubedo fic writers im looking at you) who looks exactly the same so he is freaking out and albedo has no fucking idea why (and then, once they start dating, rubedo shows up and does... something)

razor/bennet/fischl sic fic where bennys bad luck makes it so he and fischl have medical procedues scheduled on the same day, and everyone else except for razor are busy while theyre in recovery, cute little sic fic opportunity, this can honestly work for any sort of illness or medical issue that makes you loopy or in pain but i personally would love t4t4t where fischl and benny are both recovering from un reschedulable top surgery

i know i literally just said i hate unhappy endings but consider... xiaoven ( or honestly any ship w/ xiao but thats the one i like) where xiao always expected to die and leave venti in mourning so he pushes him away.... and then venti fucking dies (or goes into eepy time for a while if you want amiguous or happy ending)

just more venti sleep fics, but specifically venti unexpectedly goes into one of his sleeps and his partner has to wait for him, not knowing if hell wake up in a few days a few years a few hundred years or ever... also consider venti falling asleep with his partner saying theyll wait for him, and then them being long dead/gone (opportunity for a reincarnation fic) (this one defiently exists in some form with multiple ships but like... papa me want more movie, also hard to fine because like what tags do i even search for with this is there a tag for venti goes to eepy?? "a mirmir venti (genshin impact)" )

Scara ship fic (chiscara??? please???) where they truly do not remember scara at all, no random tears no familiar feelings or suspicion, hes been entierly wiped. a bit of angst and mourning from scara before he decides he cant accept this and tries to make the first move and they slowly fall in love again. (Literally every fic ive read of chiscara has childe make the first move and I understand its because scara is the most emotionally constipated man to ever be written but I feel like them already being in a relationship pre wipe+ the backstory of him having lots of time in sumeru to heal would make it not tooo ooc)

[yxstxrdrxxm-a]

That's the thing my dove - I'm a fucking magnet when it comes to emotionally constipated people. One of my best friends low key suffers from psychopathy and isn't able to fully emphasize with other human beings 💀 I always have to explain to her some things but most of the time she just doesn't understand it.

And look, I'm not the most popular with men to begin with but the few I know which did like me, were either bullies who would rather throw potatoes at me (yes, that's an actual story) or sad little incels who are still not over their crush (the guy always goes through every possible way of saying hi to me even now, 10 years later but it's creepy)

So yeah, I've no luck in love 😭

Ohhh, I see. Although, the fact that some of the guys that liked you who was a bully (okay but seriously wtf why would they throw POTATOES AT YOU??) AND incels are... Interesting. Although, now Im scared if me giving you Xiao made you look and go "ah yes, another one who's emotionally constipated".

(Then again, Xiao is kind of an upgrade from Diluc in a way. At least he wouldn't become literal batman and is just that reclusive neighbor you see at night LMAOOOO)